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GDC 2008 Goldeneye Remake

Posted in News with tags , , , , on February 22, 2008 by kingzardoz

Goldeneye007

New secret project from Blizzard! Gears of War 2 announced! Of course Gears 2 is coming…of course Blizzard has a secret project, could it be Diablo III? You see videos spilling all over the internet of stupid teasers. Every news update I have seen for GDC 2008 has been a tease, until nowGoldeneye 007 for XBLA coming Wednesday 27th February. BAM! Now there is some meat you can chew on, a release date. If I had my way these events would only consist of release date announcements. If I had my way, farting would produce rainbows that gently transport you to a picnic table filled with pizza and hookers.

UPDATE: Looks like this news is not actually news, but a rumor started by a British magazine. After the uproar, Microsoft released this statement, “The story planned by Xbox World 360 is based entirely on rumor and speculation. Unfortunately, we were never contacted by the publication to confirm information or participate in the story in any way, as we would have confirmed there are no plans to release GoldenEye 007 on Xbox LIVE Arcade.”

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