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Zelda Movie Trailer released: Ganandorf displeased with unsavory appearance of actor chosen to portray him.

Posted in News with tags , on April 4, 2008 by pappimarx

IGN has released a trailer for the upcoming box office spectacular Legend of Zelda: The Movie. I’ll give you a few moments to appreciate the moist warmth of the shit that has suddenly filled your undies in your childish fit of excitement. All ready now? Here it is:

Oh by the way this was an April Fool’s joke by IGN. My apologies.


Open Source Rock Band Sequel

Posted in News with tags , , , , , , , , on February 24, 2008 by Pvt. Eyes

Well, not quite. But in a conference at GDC, Chris Foster, of Rock Band developer Harmonix, stated that the company was investigating possibilities of user created content and song imports for future Rock Band titles. As Joystiq staffer JC Fletcher aptly points out: does this mean that Rock Band 2 is confirmed? If so, I gotta get my Xbox back ASAP.Nickelback Rox

I’ve been lobbying for user generated songs for Rock Band for awhile now as I feel that the transcendent game could capitalize on user driven content in a way that few titles could. The music world is so vast, that allowing the Rock Band players to contribute to the game seems the obvious next step. And quality control (another massive piece of the user content puzzle) could be self regulating: Nobody is going to play your crappy port of Nickelback. It’ll get drowned out by better ports. Or just by better songs. I suppose this is the YouTube model of operation.

Of course the red tape surrounding this operation must be entangling, to say the least. Can you imagine trying to pitch this to big time music studios who are already soiling themselves over the plethora of piracy problems? The bottom line though is the fact that all parties involved are taking it to the bank courtesy of Xbox Live downloads. Why give something away when you can cash in on it instead? I know I’m putting the points on my account nonstop. El Scorcho anyone?