Artists Rock Band Is Missing

Ever come home from a truly heinous dive bar, alone and painfully afflicted with an insatiable desire to perform Ice Cream Man to the appreciative audience of your living room furniture, but lo and behold, you’re terrible at any and all real musical instruments? I know I do embarrassingly often, which is why I have compiled a list of artists that Rock Band desperately needs more of. They are as follows:


Van Halen

The Cranberries


The Smiths

French Kicks


Kings of Leon

The Dandy Warhols

The White Stripes




More to come.


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